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Total Medals Earned: 993 (From 154 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,910 Points

The Abusive Review Quiz

Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)

Garbage 5 Points

Terrible Game

Normal 5 Points

Bad Game

Bronze 10 Points

Good Game

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Silver 25 Points

Nice Game

Gold 50 Points

Great Game

Deity 100 Points

Perfect Game

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The Beast: MDM

Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)

Axe-cuse me 5 Points

Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.

Censored in Beast Trilogy 5 Points

Rip the first dude's head off.

Have a nice day 5 Points

Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.

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And it was all yellow 5 Points

Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.

Where is my strawberry tart? 5 Points

Shotgun rape the first guy.

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The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 2/12 (55/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 4/16 (75/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

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Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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the classroom 3

Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/230 points)

LEARNER 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

PERVERT 5 Points

What are you staring at?

BULLY 10 Points

Punch the geek.

CHEATER 10 Points

Finish the first level.

ONE SLICK KID 25 Points

Alter the test.

VETERAN 25 Points

Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.

FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points

Complete the game without using passwords.

PERFECTIONIST 100 Points

Complete the game without being caught.

The Company of Myself

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/80 points)

New Friend 5 Points

Complete level 1

Trust Exercise 5 Points

Complete level 4

Bridge 10 Points

Complete level 10

Vicarious? 10 Points

Complete level 7

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The Squirrel Game

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/170 points)

A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points

End a level with a full supply of acorns

Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points

Complete Story Mode

Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points

Smash three obstacles before touching the ground

Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points

Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode

Brass Nuts 25 Points

Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty

Crafty as a Fox 25 Points

Complete Story Mode without dying

The Golden Path 25 Points

Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)

Quarter Kilometer 50 Points

Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

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The Stick Adventure

Medals Earned: 5/5 (35/35 points)

Hardcore 5 Points

Kill for the gun

Nice Guy 5 Points

Ask for the gun

Splat! 5 Points

Don't deploy your parachute

Sharpshooter 10 Points

Win the shootout level

Woot! 10 Points

Win the game

Thelemite

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/185 points)

Pyromaniac 25 Points

Beat the story mode

Quantum Ninja 10 Points

Kill 25 enemies with one special attack

Platinum Hoarder 50 Points

Get platinum prizes in all Time Trial missions

Combo Devil 100 Points

Chain 666 attacks in a combo

This is Madness 2010

Medals Earned: 4/14 (25/375 points)

Hotdog? No thank you 5 Points

Politely decline

One hotdog please 5 Points

Politely accept

Shh... It's a secret 5 Points

Find the secret spot

Defeat Clown 10 Points

Defeat Clown

So what's new in 2010? 5 Points

Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...

Smith. Agent Smith. 10 Points

Kill 50 agents (in one session)

This is blasphemy! 10 Points

Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)

Back from the dead 25 Points

Kill 10 zombies (in one session)

Defeat Sheriff 25 Points

Defeat Sheriff

I thought their blood was green... 25 Points

Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)

Defeat Savior 50 Points

Defeat Savior

Hoarder 50 Points

Stockpile 500 points

Weapon Master 50 Points

Buy all weapons

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